Mrs. Lamb– “Why are you late for class?”
Edward Sonnenberg-:”Because you started before I got here!”
Mr. McAutcliffe to Jim Peden: “You played a terrible game on Friday. You’re out of condition. What have you been doing? Studying?
Mr. Parliament: “Were you copying Gail Perry’s answers?”
Art Barr:” NO Sir,I was only checking to see if she had my answers right.”