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Insane Interview With the Travelocity Gnome’s Cousin – Cyril – Zoomer

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Insane Interview With the Travelocity Gnome’s Cousin – Cyril – Zoomer.

 

“Two years ago I interviewed Cyril the Gnome, who is the first cousin of the famed Travelocity Gnome. Cyril’s taco truck is still sitting in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco and has been invaded by elderly hippies. They have already changed the name of the truck to:

 “Would you like this truck on your party?”

Thankfully, I managed to contact him through E.S.P  to continue this Q and A that I began 2 years ago. No, I am not on drugs, this was actually this week’s Zoomers writing challenge.”

Killer Beavers Alert! Man Causes Own Death by Grabbing Beaver!. – Zoomers

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Killer Beavers Alert! Man Causes Own Death by Grabbing Beaver!. – Zoomers.

 

“I have waited a whole month now for Stephen Colbert to admit that beavers have replaced bears as the number one threat to mankind. In April the media reported a man enjoying a fishing trip with his friends at Lake Shestakov in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver. Still no word from Colbert, but it is always fun to recycle beaver attacks!”

Your Cheatin’ Heart — Is it Live or is it Memorex? – Zoomers

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Your Cheatin’ Heart — Is it Live or is it Memorex? – Zoomers.

 

 

“Obviously this cheating dude was “3 sheets to the window” after hegot caught with his pants down with a woman that was definitely not his wife. After being surprised by her husband the duo take their heated argument to the outside balcony, while a shirtless man can be seen escaping from a third-story window with a knotted sheet. Honestly, he had time to make a sheet rope, but not throw his pants and shirt on? Since husband and wife are busy on the balcony, why didn’t he leave through the front door?”

Potty Training — So Easy a Dog Can Do It? Really? – Zoomers

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Potty Training — So Easy a Dog Can Do It? Really? – Zoomers.

 

“Years ago I believed that my eldest son was never going to be toilet trained. When he was 3 his biggest fear was not of the big dog in the yard, but the fact that someone might relieve him of his diapers and forced to make a go of it on the toilet. The youngest had been trained for almost two months when one day the oldest was told the store ran out of diapers. Throughout the day he cried and told us how much he hated us, but before the clock struck 6 pm that boy was doing his business on the toilet.”