Killer Beavers Alert! Man Causes Own Death by Grabbing Beaver!. – Zoomers.
“I have waited a whole month now for Stephen Colbert to admit that beavers have replaced bears as the number one threat to mankind. In April the media reported a man enjoying a fishing trip with his friends at Lake Shestakov in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver. Still no word from Colbert, but it is always fun to recycle beaver attacks!”
Pope Goes the Weasel! – Zoomers.
“As Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report lamented on Twitter a few days ago:
“Can’t believe the pope quit. It’s like that old saying goes: “Does the pope quit in the woods?” I’m pretty sure I got that right.”
Yes, Pope Benedict XVI, leader of the Roman Catholic Church and spiritual father to one billion Catholics, will resign as pontiff at the end of this month. Citing his “advanced age,” the pope announced his intention to retire at a meeting of cardinals Monday. Benedict the XVl is the first pope to resign since 1415. Frankly there hasn’t been this much holy gossip going around since McDonald’s discontinued their Super Size.“