Chupacabras — I Didn’t Know Barbra Streisand Was Touring Texas – Zoomer

 

Chupacabras — I Didn’t Know Barbra Streisand Was Touring Texas – Zoomer.

Insane Interview With the Travelocity Gnome’s Cousin – Cyril – Zoomer

 

Insane Interview With the Travelocity Gnome’s Cousin – Cyril – Zoomer.

 

“Two years ago I interviewed Cyril the Gnome, who is the first cousin of the famed Travelocity Gnome. Cyril’s taco truck is still sitting in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco and has been invaded by elderly hippies. They have already changed the name of the truck to:

 “Would you like this truck on your party?”

Thankfully, I managed to contact him through E.S.P  to continue this Q and A that I began 2 years ago. No, I am not on drugs, this was actually this week’s Zoomers writing challenge.”

Leave it to the Canadian Beaver – Zoomers

 

Leave it to the Canadian Beaver – Zoomers.

 

“Yesterday morning I heard aggressive barking from Axel, our German Shepherd, outside the kitchen door. I looked outside and saw a small animal cornered against the house with Axel barely 3 inches away, barking at him.”