I’ll Give You Something to Cry About! – Zoomer

 

I’ll Give You Something to Cry About! – Zoomer.

Dumping Your Man the Taylor Swift Way – Zoomers

 

Dumping Your Man the Taylor Swift Way – Zoomers.

The Breakup — I was Always Yours, You Were Never Mine – Zoomers

 

The Breakup — I was Always Yours, You Were Never Mine – Zoomers.

 

 

“She inserted ‘The Wizard of Oz’ once again into the DVD player while she waited for the phone to ring. Tears were streaming down her face remembering the months that her heart had been full of joy. Love had always been hard for her to receive and she could never understand why.” 

 

from Smile Even Though It’s Killing You

Cancer Always Calls Collect – Sitting on the Fence – Zoomers

 

Cancer Always Calls Collect – Sitting on the Fence – Zoomers.

The Tale of the Valentine Love Spud – Zoomers

The Tale of the Valentine Love Spud – Zoomers.

 

 

“Valentine’s Day was fast approaching and John had no idea what to give his lovely wife Lily as a gift. He thought how handy a dustbuster might be and figured that maybe he should read up on what Brad Pitt was giving Angelina Jolie and buy a cheaper version. Last year he had bought a $19.99 perfume special at Shoppers Drugmart called Desperate Housewives and that hadn’t gone over too well…….”