Time Travels through the Fictitious Diary of Miranda Lambert – Zoomers.
“Had I seen all this coming I would have hooked me up with a time travel machine and fixed everything a long time ago. I should have listened to the tabloids when they claimed that dog I married, Blake Shelton, was a lying cheat. Would I have created that duet ‘Over You” for us to sing so the world could see we were in it for the long haul? Not in a Nano minute!”
Charlie Brown and Pippi Longstocking’s Baddazz Weekend – Zoomers.
“This week more beloved characters from my childhood innocence have gone horribly wrong. Good grief–where’s my blanky?
Lovely Tami Erin — who played the title role in the 1988 movie “The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking” is still beating up the boys the same way she did in the movie. Erin was arrested for assaulton Thursday for allegedly roughing up her roommate in northern California.”