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Titanic II To Be Built – Marketing Fail – Zoomers



Titanic II To Be Built – Marketing Fail – Zoomers.



Today, the plans for the Titanic II were revealed. This idea is nothing but a total marketing fail, as nothing says safety like boarding the newly proposed Titanic II. Yes boys and girls,  Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is preparing to have Titanic ll built in China. There is absolutely nothing to fear as since it’s being built in the far east.  You know that the hull of the ship will be made with the highest quality plastic that money can buy. What could possibly go wrong?

Play it Again Sam! – Zoomers


Play it Again Sam! – Zoomers.


Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for days? Susan Root, a  63-year-old British woman has had the 1950’s classic “How Much is that Doggie in the Window?” stuck in her head for three years, with no end in sight. That particular song was the very first song I sang in public and to this day I can still sing it from memory- but have it stuck in my head for years? That’s like comparing I Ran So Far Away by Flock of Seagulls stuck in my head since 1983. Didn’t Bon Jovi made a career out of this problem?

Forget about Sharktober – When Moose Attack!




This has been a heck of a month for shark attacks all up and down the west coast. Just this week Scott Stevens a 25-year-old surfer was believed to have been bitten by a great white shark near Eureka, Calif., and is expected to live after undergoing surgery at a local hospital.


Two weeks ago; workers at the San Juan Hills golf course in San Juan Capistrano were baffled when they came across a live shark flipping around the 12th hole tee. They immediately ruled out that it was not golf pro Greg Norman and it was most likely a leopard shark that had been dropped from the air by a large bird looking for a good meal by the looks of the puncture wounds. Leopard sharks are commonly found in shallow California waters traveling up from the “Golf“streams from southern waters.


“Sunk by a birdie”, the shark looked par for the course until the golf course crew brought the saltwater fish back to Dana Point and dropped it back in the ocean.

“It was still alive,” McCormack told the media and we just didn’t have a bigger cart.







The number of moose attacks spikes in September and October during mating season and the early spring when mothers are protecting their young calves. However, moose often do not confront people unless they are provoked. For that reason, it’s important not to throw anything at moose and keep any dogs away from them as their barks annoy them. The Vancouver Sun reports that moose also do not like the Canadian Mounties. A Mountie in northern British Columbia got the fright of his life when a large moose climbed on top of his cruiser, smashed his driver’s side window and hit him on the shoulder last Thursday.

The officer saw two moose crossing the road in Prince George, B.C., just before 1 a.m. and tried to alert another vehicle traveling toward the large animals. As the officer got closer to the creatures, the bull moose decided he was having none of that and attacked.








“The moose first broke the front grill and bumper, and then stepped on to the vehicle causing dents to the hood, roof and breaking the windshield,”  said one of Canada’s finest in a press release to the Toronto Star.

The animal continued to stomp and kick, with one of the animal’s hoofs breaking the car window and hitting the officer with one of his feet. Aside from a bruise or two, the Mountie was not seriously injured and the moose finally slid like Jagger off the trunk.


“Both the culprit and accomplice departed the area on hoof,” the Sun reported.



I wish I could tell you both these news flashes are“Fractured Fairy Tales” but sadly they aren’t!


 “And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like!” – Rocket J Squirrel











Erotic Lay’s Snack Food Stories – Betcha You Just Can’t Read One!


Sex for Fritos

Last June Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma pleaded guilty to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. The 36 year-old “lady of the night” struck a deal with a client who said he was a Frito-Lay employee. The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute but he didn’t have any cash, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car. Betcha he didn’t just have one!

The box of chips was valued at $30 and she was ordered to pay $1,142 at her sentencing and the jury was heard singing:

“Munch a bunch a
munch a bunch a
munch a bunch of
Fritos go with lunch!”

Orange Cheese Puffs Involved in Domestic Assault

Domestic violence is never pretty, but when a man and woman assault each other with Cheetos, it’s downright crunchy!

Tennessee Police arrested James Earl Taylor, 40, and Mary Childers last June after an argument escalated into a knock down fight. Law enforcement have yet to determine who the main aggressor was, but they’re sure the popular snack food Cheetos was involved in the dispute.

Warrants were filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, after he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in a Flamin’ Hot argument. According to Roddy’s report, the pair became “involved in a screaming match” with each other “at which time Cheetos were used in the assault.”

“There was evidence of the assault,” the report read, “however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined.”

Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault and all of this sounded dangerously hot!  After all it ain’t easy being cheezy!

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