Erotic Ode to Peeps with Precious Precarious Peep Photos —Since 2011

Most Photos by Linda Seccaspina — I began this in 2011- and each year I retire some and add others.

 

The Village Peeps

               Village Peeps                                                        

 

  

                                                           

 

                        Peeps in Peril!

         

                                                   

                                        

  Abraham  Lincoln’s Last Peep  Show

   

 

                     

Downton Abbey Peeps

            

 

                                                     The Walking Dead Peeps 

           

 

 

                                                   Peaking Peeps!

    

                                               

Peeps on the moon

                                           

 

   Peeps in Space with Scully

 

 

                                           

Passover Peeps             

 

 

Disappointed Peeps           

             

             

             Chillin with my Peeps

 

                                                   

                                    

         

                               

              

                   “Godzillian with my Peeps”

             

                                   sick Peep!

 

 

 

                                                 

      

                                                              Thelma and Louise Peeps

           

 

                                              Poppin’  Peeps and Jelly Sandwich

           

 

 

 

         Trump that Peep!!!

 

                                                            Peeps on the Pot!

            

           

                                                            Peeps on Fire

          

 

 

                                             

  

Most of you know I am a few fries short of a Happy Meal so I give you my Peeps video made in California in 2011 LOL

 

 

An Erotic Ode to the Peep by Linda Seccaspina

I am sitting here in bliss with my parched lips slathered with my new Peeps lip balm. It is so delicious that it makes my mind travel back to the erotic TV ad that Brooke Shields did for Calvin Klein Jeans in 1981. It only had one sentence and it was,

“You want to know what comes between me and my Calvin Klein jeans?”

I am currently swirling my tongue around the Strawberry Marshmallow flavour while pondering the possibility of topping it with a layer of Grape Marshmallow Cream.

I think about the Peeps I have nuked in the microwave in years gone by. I dream of watching the Peeps silently awaiting their fate sitting on the Mikasa floral plate. I open the microwave door slowly and seductively slide the plate in and close the door forcefully. I press the ‘start” button and watch the Peeps grow like a slowly expanding helium balloon. I sense the smell of melting marshmallow filling my nostrils and after thirty seconds I open the microwave door. I blow on one to cool it and slowly swallow it whole, letting the warm marshmallow drip down my face.

Another Peep gone and on goes the sad genocide of the Peeps. I seek alternatives and procure the Peeps scented lip balm instead. I am orgasmic with joy as I pull the cap off and slide it over my lips. I can taste the Peep flavour as my eyes fill with tears with memories of Peeps gone by. The massacre of the Peep has ended.

So, yes Brooke,

“You want to know what comes between me and my Peeps lip balm?”

Nothing!

Absolutely nothing!

 

Come and visit the Lanark County Genealogical Society Facebook page– what’s there? Cool old photos–and lots of things interesting to read.

Information where you can buy all Linda Seccaspina’s books-You can also read Linda in The Townships Sun and Screamin’ Mamas (USA)

 

 

 

 

Chupacabras — I Didn’t Know Barbra Streisand Was Touring Texas – Zoomer

 

Chupacabras — I Didn’t Know Barbra Streisand Was Touring Texas – Zoomer.

Linda’s Dreadful Dark Tales — There’s a Whole Lot of Nuttin Going On! – Zoomer

 

Linda’s Dreadful Dark Tales — There’s a Whole Lot of Nuttin Going On! – Zoomer.

Should We Laugh at Brides Throwing Cats? – Zoomer

 

Should We Laugh at Brides Throwing Cats? – Zoomer.

E ! A True Hollywood Story – A Beau for Monkey Sue! – Zoomer

 

E ! A True Hollywood Story – A Beau for Monkey Sue! – Zoomer.

The Fallbacks of the Almost Fallen Fallfishes – Zoomer

 

The Fallbacks of the Almost Fallen Fallfishes – Zoomer.

Two Women Running Around with a Bear Behind — Barely Believable? – Zoomer

 

Two Women Running Around with a Bear Behind — Barely Believable? – Zoomer.

eBay and Haunted Dolls – Cursed and Very Sellable? – Zoomers

 

eBay and Haunted Dolls – Cursed and Very Sellable? – Zoomers.

 

“Last year I wrote a story about eBay banning anything to do with love potions, magic spells and curses. After acquiring what I was told was a a haunted doll yesterday I have decided to go all XFiles on Ebay and personally find out if my doll will sell. To catch you up to speed I will refresh your memory about what is sold on the internet giant these days in the way of dolls that are haunted. But dolls…yikes, they’re almost as bad as clowns these days.”

Did They Really Find the Highway to Hell Again? – Zoomers

 

Did They Really Find the Highway to Hell Again? – Zoomers.

 

 

“Last year the Twin Caves outside of Jerusalem uncovered evidence that might lead us to believe it is one of the secret portals to the underworld. Apparently that wasn’t enough because archaeologists may have unearthed another gateway to Hades. Wasn’t last years find just another portal to Wisconsin?”

Optical Illusion Dance – Zoomers

Optical Illusion Dance – Zoomers.