Killer Beavers Alert! Man Causes Own Death by Grabbing Beaver!. – Zoomers.
“I have waited a whole month now for Stephen Colbert to admit that beavers have replaced bears as the number one threat to mankind. In April the media reported a man enjoying a fishing trip with his friends at Lake Shestakov in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver. Still no word from Colbert, but it is always fun to recycle beaver attacks!”