Potty Training — So Easy a Dog Can Do It? Really? – Zoomers

 

Potty Training — So Easy a Dog Can Do It? Really? – Zoomers.

 

“Years ago I believed that my eldest son was never going to be toilet trained. When he was 3 his biggest fear was not of the big dog in the yard, but the fact that someone might relieve him of his diapers and forced to make a go of it on the toilet. The youngest had been trained for almost two months when one day the oldest was told the store ran out of diapers. Throughout the day he cried and told us how much he hated us, but before the clock struck 6 pm that boy was doing his business on the toilet.”

Breaking Bad – The Curses of Cats – Zoomers

 

Breaking Bad – The Curses of Cats – Zoomers.

 

 

“There is no doubt in my mind that in a former life I must have been a dog. I cannot find any other reason why cats hate me so much or inflict me with so many allergens they almost shut my lungs down. It’s not that I don’t like cats–in fact I love them–but there is something they sense about me they just don’t like. I have heard that cats have to think you’re worthy to be near you, maybe I am just not worthy!”

Serenade Your Cat While Drunk – Zoomers

Serenade Your Cat While Drunk – Zoomers.