Downton Abbey – Strictly for Entertainment Only! – Zoomers.
“Downton Abbey received a SAG award a month ago and if creator Julian Fellowes was to make his acceptance speech the day after Season 3 ended I am sure it would go something like this:”
The Grammys – Looking for Mr.Side Boob – Zoomers.
“As I sat at the bar with a friend, I had every intention of writing about the 2013 Grammys in-depth but 41 minutes into the program I was bored to tears. When Taylor Swift came out in the Alice in Wonderland number I asked myself if Taylor should be wearing white after Labour Day. Why was she also singing “We Are Never Getting Back Together” so forcefully when John Mayer apologized this week for being a douche-bag to all his ex- lady-friends.”
Grammy Awards – CBS Ayatollah has Declared Jihad on the Side Boob – Zoomers.
“Just when you think they can’t do anymore to ruin the Grammy’s, a dress code was issued by CBS on Tuesday.
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.”