American Horror Story’s new season is about the mysterious and lost Roanoke Colony. For all those still questioning what the new season is called this morning and this afternoon and maybe even tonight– it’s called “My Roanoke Nightmare”. It’s not like the fact that Roanoke is a secret– when it’s constantly flashed at the bottom of the screen.
Actually it should be renamed American Horror Story: The Adventures of Marcia and OJ— with Sarah Paulson and Cuba Gooding Jr. teamed up once again. That looked like Chaz Bono as one of the hellbillys last night-“ZZ Top wannabes”. Yep, it really was Chaz Bono–so we may well get The Hills Have Eyes yet.
I still hold out hope for Lady Gaga in a Pilgrim outfit. Sarah Paulson, you, as always, have my undivided attention. Move over Sharknado! Season 6 begins!