Screaming Sheep! It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day in Carleton Place

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Ahoy me hearties!

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 TODAY AT THE CANOE CLUB IN CARLETON PLACE-FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

Sunday October 25th at 1:00pm. We hope to see you there!!

Batton down the hatches!!!  The Pirate Wimmin are taking over Carleton Place immediately! I have come here personally to rally the troops along with my sceaming sheep. It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!

My name is General General and  I’ve got me one hell of a cat’ o nine tales to whip any landlubber or Buccanneer that does not shipshape.

Believe me I know how to use the thing and I can make you feed the fish in no time if yer not careful.

You see, we have come to pillage and plunder the land of Carleton Place, and I don’t want yer pieces of eight, or yer Jolly Rodgers.

The Wimmin Pirateers have been sent out to save ye all from the insanity, as we have waited and waited in the Crow’s Nest for months to see Junkyard Symphony.

Arrrgh, me maties! Thar be teenie, tiny life preservers covered in sugar to starboard. Avast!

Time to plunder the lubbers. There she blows!!

 

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Clipped from The Ottawa Journal,  28 Apr 1980, Mon,  Valley Edition,  Page 1

 

About lindaseccaspina

Before she laid her fingers to a keyboard, Linda was a fashion designer, and then owned the eclectic store Flash Cadilac and Savannah Devilles in Ottawa on Rideau Street from 1976-1996. She also did clothing for various media and worked on “You Can’t do that on Television”. After writing for years about things that she cared about or pissed her off on American media she finally found her calling. She is a weekly columnist for the Sherbrooke Record and documents history every single day and has over 6500 blogs about Lanark County and Ottawa and an enormous weekly readership. Linda has published six books and is in her 4th year as a town councillor for Carleton Place. She believes in community and promoting business owners because she believes she can, so she does.

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