Some Americans think Canada is like Mario World but with hinge-headed people. Canada isn’t quite a mythical place, but it’s certainly a magical place. If you watch the weather channel, there is a difference between Canada’s temperature and those to the south of us. I would also like to assure you we are not zombies, but member of Parliament John Baird has already assured us that Canada is ready for a Zombie attack. Some have said Canadians can stand the cold because they’re already dead. So if you die in Canada do you become a zombie? Just watch out for Hockey…it’s a deadly sport.
Haven’t you seen all those zombie movies?
Where do you think all these zombie movies were made?
We Canadians have a natural lifestyle and national pride that doesn’t let our spirit die. Unless we stop eating maple syrup and being really nice to everyone, maybe things will change. But really, who could be that polite? Not all Canadians are like that, but there`s just enough of us to keep it in motion. Actually 4 in every 10 Canadians have either an English or a Scottish background. As you know, the British are very polite, and because so many immigrated here in the early 1900’s, they sort of passed down their manners to their families.
“Died. In Lanark July 31, ’84. Mrs. James Kellough. In her 54th year.” Photo-Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum
I’m Canadian, and some of my American friends think I’ve been killed multiple times by beavers, moose, polar bears and other psychotic Canadian animals, only to come back to life. I once came back to life in Vancouver and needed a really really really big bag of money to live there, so whatever you do, don’t die in Vancouver. Or maybe even Toronto for that matter.
Canada has been a world leader in the advancement of rights for all and there are national programs to help people who need it. There is universal old age pension, national unemployment insurance, universal health care, and a year long paid maternity leave for all women, with job protection upon return to the work place. When I think of the difference in health-care for friends of mine who have cancer on both sides of the border it boggles my mind. No one would be refused cancer treatments in Canada because their health insurance refused them like in the United States.
“Mary A. Mayhew. Died May 5th 1903. Aged 65 Yr’s 3 mos.” Photo-Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum
I think it has been said that we all have 3 lives–so if you die in Canada–game over! But I would like to reassure everyone that it is safe to die in Canada. Plus the beer content is higher here– that has to say something.
Author’s Note– Coffin plates are decorative metal panels attached to the top of a coffin. For a basic funeral, a simple lead plate would be lettered with the name, date of death and often the age of the departed, and nailed to the lid of a wooden coffin.
Coffin plates go back as far as the 17th century and were reserved for people of wealth. By the mid-19th century, the cost of the plates decreased so much that almost every family could afford to have one put on the coffin of their loved ones. Later, the practice of removing the plates from the coffin before burial became the trend as they were often removed by the loved ones to be kept as mementos of the deceased.