Help! Yesterday I Accidentally……

Yesterday my steampunk friend Phineas R Swift had something on his timeline that just amused me. So I thought I would  create some more and pass it on.

Help! Yesterday I accidentally used my mother’s credit card–okay that was bad!

Help! Yesterday I accidentally trained my brain to think in a Scottish accent!

Yesterday I accidentally tried download the sims 3 to my new computer. It’s been stuck at this point for the last 40 minutes.  All I want is to command virtual people and possibly kill them off in a horrific house fire! Is that too much to ask?

Help! Yesterday I accidentally pressed the on button on my camera and this happened!

 

Does anybody else find it weird that you can accidentally make a real person? Like wth?

 

Help! Yesterday I clicked on someones Facebook and accidentally liked a status from 2009. Should I now delete my Facebook, burn my laptop and die in a hole?

 

Help! Yesterday a guy accidentally hit my boob. What do you say?

 

Have you ever accidentally opened photobooth on your iPad and had your natural expression staring back at you?

It’s horrible– help!

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Help!   I accidentally have my earphones on daily — but I am not really listening to anything.

 

Have you ever accidentally bumped into a car in a parking lot and ignored it like it never happened?

 

When you accidentally delete something you’ve worked so hard on.

So you’re just like:
‘What am I going to do with the rest of my life?

 

 

Have you ever accidentally pulled up the blanket and punched yourself in the face?

Have you ever accidentally opened up Internet Explorer?

 

Have you ever accidentally just done the wrong thing?

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