Erotic Ode to Peeps with Precious Precarious Peep Photos —Since 2011

Erotic Ode to Peeps with Precious Precarious Peep Photos —Since 2011

Most Photos by Linda Seccaspina — I began this in 2011- and each year I retire some and add others.


The Village Peeps


               Village Peeps                                                        






                        Peeps in Peril!





  Abraham  Lincoln’s Last Peep  Show



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Downton Abbey Peeps



                                                     The Walking Dead Peeps 





                                                   Peaking Peeps!


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Peeps on the moon




   Peeps in Space with Scully




Passover Peeps             




Disappointed Peeps           




             Chillin with my Peeps








                   “Godzillian with my Peeps”


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                                   sick Peep!






                                                              Thelma and Louise Peeps




                                              Poppin’  Peeps and Jelly Sandwich






         Trump that Peep!!!



                                                            Peeps on the Pot!



                                                            Peeps on Fire




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Most of you know I am a few fries short of a Happy Meal so I give you my Peeps video made in California in 2011 LOL



An Erotic Ode to the Peep by Linda Seccaspina

I am sitting here in bliss with my parched lips slathered with my new Peeps lip balm. It is so delicious that it makes my mind travel back to the erotic TV ad that Brooke Shields did for Calvin Klein Jeans in 1981. It only had one sentence and it was,

“You want to know what comes between me and my Calvin Klein jeans?”

I am currently swirling my tongue around the Strawberry Marshmallow flavour while pondering the possibility of topping it with a layer of Grape Marshmallow Cream.

I think about the Peeps I have nuked in the microwave in years gone by. I dream of watching the Peeps silently awaiting their fate sitting on the Mikasa floral plate. I open the microwave door slowly and seductively slide the plate in and close the door forcefully. I press the ‘start” button and watch the Peeps grow like a slowly expanding helium balloon. I sense the smell of melting marshmallow filling my nostrils and after thirty seconds I open the microwave door. I blow on one to cool it and slowly swallow it whole, letting the warm marshmallow drip down my face.

Another Peep gone and on goes the sad genocide of the Peeps. I seek alternatives and procure the Peeps scented lip balm instead. I am orgasmic with joy as I pull the cap off and slide it over my lips. I can taste the Peep flavour as my eyes fill with tears with memories of Peeps gone by. The massacre of the Peep has ended.

So, yes Brooke,

“You want to know what comes between me and my Peeps lip balm?”


Absolutely nothing!


Come and visit the Lanark County Genealogical Society Facebook page– what’s there? Cool old photos–and lots of things interesting to read.

Information where you can buy all Linda Seccaspina’s books-You can also read Linda in The Townships Sun and Screamin’ Mamas (USA)





About lindaseccaspina

Linda Knight Seccaspina was born in Cowansville, Quebec about the same time as the wheel was invented and the first time she realized she could tell a tale was when she got caught passing her smutty stories around in Grade 7 at CHS by Mrs. Blinn. When Derek "Wheels" Wheeler from Degrassi Jr. High died in 2010, Linda wrote her own obituary. Some people said she should think about a career in writing obituaries. Before she laid her fingers to a keyboard, Linda owned the eclectic store Flash Cadilac and Savannah Devilles in Ottawa from 1976-1996. After writing for years about things that she cared about or pissed her off she finally found her calling. Is it sex drugs and rock n' roll you might ask? No, it is history. Seeing that her very first boyfriend in Grade 5 (who she won a Twist contest with in the 60s) is the head of the Brome Misissiquoi Historical Society and also specializes in local history back in Quebec, she finds that quite funny. She writes every single day and is also a columnist for Hometown News and Screamin's Mamas. She is a volunteer for the Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum, an admin for the Lanark County Genealogical Society Facebook page, and a local guest speaker. She has been now labelled an historian by the locals which in her mind is wrong. You see she will never be like the iconic local Lanark County historian Howard Morton Brown, nor like famed local writer Mary Cook. She proudly calls herself The National Enquirer Historical writer of Lanark County, and that she can live with. Linda has been called the most stubborn woman in Lanark County, and has requested her ashes to be distributed in any Casino parking lot as close to any Wheel of Fortune machine as you can get. But since she wrote her obituary, most people assume she's already dead. Linda has published six books, "Menopausal Woman From the Corn," "Cowansville High Misremembered," "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities," "Cancer Calls Collect," "The Tilted Kilt-Vintage Whispers of Carleton Place," and "Flashbacks of Little Miss Flash Cadilac." All are available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle. Linda's books are for sale on Amazon or at Wisteria · 62 Bridge Street · Carleton Place, Ottawa, Canada, and at the Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum · 267 Edmund Street · Carleton Place, Ottawa, Canada--Appleton Museum-Mississippi Textile Mill and Mill Street Books and Heritage House Museum and The Artists Loft in Smith Falls.

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