Most Photos by Linda Seccaspina — I began this in 2011- and each year I retire some and add others.
The Village Peeps
Peeps in Peril!
Abraham Lincoln’s Last Peep Show
Pissed- off Anti-Downton Abbey Peeps
The Walking Dead Peeps
Peeps in Space with Scully
Pirates of Penzance Peeps!
Chillin’ with the Peeps!
“Godzillian with my Peeps”
Pill Poppin’ Adulterous Peyton Place Peeps!
Thelma and Louise Peeps
Poppin’ Peeps and Jelly Sandwich
Trump that Peep!!!
Peeps on the Pot!
Peeps on Fire
Most of you know I am a few fries short of a Happy Meal so I give you my Peeps video made in California in 2011 LOL
An Erotic Ode to the Peep by Linda Seccaspina
I am sitting here in bliss with my parched lips slathered with my new Peeps lip balm. It is so delicious that it makes my mind travel back to the erotic TV ad that Brooke Shields did for Calvin Klein Jeans in 1981. It only had one sentence and it was,
“You want to know what comes between me and my Calvin Klein jeans?”
I am currently swirling my tongue around the Strawberry Marshmallow flavour while pondering the possibility of topping it with a layer of Grape Marshmallow Cream.
I think about the Peeps I have nuked in the microwave in years gone by. I dream of watching the Peeps silently awaiting their fate sitting on the Mikasa floral plate. I open the microwave door slowly and seductively slide the plate in and close the door forcefully. I press the ‘start” button and watch the Peeps grow like a slowly expanding helium balloon. I sense the smell of melting marshmallow filling my nostrils and after thirty seconds I open the microwave door. I blow on one to cool it and slowly swallow it whole, letting the warm marshmallow drip down my face.
Another Peep gone and on goes the sad genocide of the Peeps. I seek alternatives and procure the Peeps scented lip balm instead. I am orgasmic with joy as I pull the cap off and slide it over my lips. I can taste the Peep flavour as my eyes fill with tears with memories of Peeps gone by. The massacre of the Peep has ended.
So, yes Brooke,
“You want to know what comes between me and my Peeps lip balm?”
Come and visit the Lanark County Genealogical Society Facebook page– what’s there? Cool old photos–and lots of things interesting to read.
Information where you can buy all Linda Seccaspina’s books-You can also read Linda in The Townships Sun and Screamin’ Mamas (USA)