It’s in the French Tickler Vault — Amanda McNeely — Adult Content

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Once upon a time Amanda McNeely worked in daycare. One day she had a most excellent revelation – that there were no adult stores in town. There were hair salons and pizza places galore, but there was no where to buy yourself candy panties or massage oils. So Amanda pulled up her fishnet stockings and got to work bringing titillating things to Carleton Place. Things that heated and lubricated that the church ladies would talk about in whispers. Or did they?

Only in Ottawa could you buy fancy coloured things that went buzz in the night, and she worried and fretted that some might talk. But instead, people welcomed Simple Pleasures with open arms and bought corsets, and dainties that made their partners smile.

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Her Shunga line (Fantasia Parties) has the lowest price in the area. But when all said and done, are you really going to price check for products like this in Costco? Vibrating rings are hardly shocking stuff anymore. Screw flowers and chocolate – well, actually you can’t! Pleasure products are sold next to vitamins in the drugstore and Walmart too.

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Women may give up their manicures in a bad economy, but not their sex toys! Not only are sales holding steady, but the recession has actually led to an increase in purchases. Did you know scientists are paid to research this stuff — one in two women get their buzz on. As Amanda says,

“Try everything once, you’ll never know until you try it!”

Discreet Service offered daily:

Simple Pleasures Adult Boutique

Contact: Amanda McNeely

7 Allan Street
Carleton Place Ontario K7C 1T1
Phone: 613-552-0193

Offering lingerie, bath & body Products and adult toys

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Carleton Place- The Happiest Damn Town in Lanark County

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Tilting the Kilt, Vintage Whispers from Carleton Place by Linda Seccaspina is available at Wisteria at 62 Bridge Street, the Carleton Place Beckwith Museum in Carleton Place, Ontario and The Mississippi Valley Textile Mill in Almonte.  available on all Amazon sites (Canada, US, Europe) and Barnes and Noble

About lindaseccaspina

Linda Knight Seccaspina was born in Cowansville, Quebec about the same time as the wheel was invented and the first time she realized she could tell a tale was when she got caught passing her smutty stories around in Grade 7 at CHS by Mrs. Blinn. When Derek "Wheels" Wheeler from Degrassi Jr. High died in 2010, Linda wrote her own obituary. Some people said she should think about a career in writing obituaries. Before she laid her fingers to a keyboard, Linda owned the eclectic store Flash Cadilac and Savannah Devilles in Ottawa from 1976-1996. After writing for years about things that she cared about or pissed her off she finally found her calling. Is it sex drugs and rock n' roll you might ask? No, it is history. Seeing that her very first boyfriend in Grade 5 (who she won a Twist contest with in the 60s) is the head of the Brome Misissiquoi Historical Society and also specializes in local history back in Quebec, she finds that quite funny. She writes every single day and is also a columnist for Hometown News and Screamin's Mamas. She is a volunteer for the Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum, an admin for the Lanark County Genealogical Society Facebook page, and a local guest speaker. She has been now labelled an historian by the locals which in her mind is wrong. You see she will never be like the iconic local Lanark County historian Howard Morton Brown, nor like famed local writer Mary Cook. She proudly calls herself The National Enquirer Historical writer of Lanark County, and that she can live with. Linda has been called the most stubborn woman in Lanark County, and has requested her ashes to be distributed in any Casino parking lot as close to any Wheel of Fortune machine as you can get. But since she wrote her obituary, most people assume she's already dead. Linda has published six books, "Menopausal Woman From the Corn," "Cowansville High Misremembered," "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities," "Cancer Calls Collect," "The Tilted Kilt-Vintage Whispers of Carleton Place," and "Flashbacks of Little Miss Flash Cadilac." All are available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle. Linda's books are for sale on Amazon or at Wisteria · 62 Bridge Street · Carleton Place, Ottawa, Canada, and at the Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum · 267 Edmund Street · Carleton Place, Ottawa, Canada--Appleton Museum-Mississippi Textile Mill and Mill Street Books and Heritage House Museum and The Artists Loft in Smith Falls.

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