Academy Awards – Vampire Facelifts and a Southern Baked Candle – Zoomers.
Robert DiNiro might not win supporting actor for Silver Linings Playlist at this evenings 2013 Academy Awards but don’t feel sorry for him. Like a kid coming home from a birthday party there is swag in dem dar hills. Distinctive Assets, a Los Angeles based marketing firm, created the luxurious gift bags the nominees will be taking home – a goody bag worth $47,802. It may sound like quite a fantastic prize – but it’s also the lowest-value gift bag given to the nominees in the last five years. I’m sure the celebs are in shock and feel damn near homeless at this point.
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